Oh, Ted Cruz, Don’t Say the Thing You Said in Your Primary Night Speech

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"America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat."- real thing Ted Cruz said. Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images
"America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat."- real thing Ted Cruz said. Photo: Mark Wilson/Getty Images

In his New York primary night speech in Philadelphia (?), Ted Cruz, now the official Republican loser of the New York primary, said something that pretty much elicits a string of “nononononononono” from anyone who dares watch this on a Vine loop:

Nope. Nope. Okay, I definitely just clicked out of that Vine, and it’s still somehow playing. Who’s doing this? Make it stop.