Heroic Woman Makes It Through Two Innings of Yankees Game Before Googling ‘How Long Does a Baseball Game Last?’

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A woman attended a Yankees–Blue Jays game on Wednesday night and managed to make it through two entire innings before Googling the inevitable: “How long does a baseball game last?”

The person sitting behind her posted a photo of the moment she realized she’d be stuck at a stadium in Toronto in early April for at least seven more innings. It probably wasn’t the worst moment of her life, but I’d bet it came close.

Of course, like all images on the internet, there’s always the chance this one has been Photoshopped, but if it lies to us it’s only so it can point to a greater truth: that baseball games are too damn long.