No, You Are Not the Father of Megan Fox’s Baby

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Megan Fox. Photo: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images
Megan Fox. Photo: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images

Megan Fox is poppin’ out a third kiddo, but first an Instagram paternity test. In a post Tuesday, she called out speculators to say that Shia LaBeouf, Will Arnett, and New Girl’s Jake Johnson are not the father of her new addition. Megan is already mom to her two sons, Noah and Bodhi. She and husband Brian Austin Green are separated, so obviously people want to know what’s going on there.

She captioned the photo #notthefather. But, really, this is the best way to say, “Ain’t none of your business.”