Guys You Could Probably Sleep With All Going on Tour Together

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The 98 Degrees of yesterday.
The 98 Degrees of yesterday.Photo: SGranitz

Good news for late-stage millennial gals looking to burn some cash this summer: The dreamy pop kings of the late ‘90s and early 2000s are all going on tour together. People reports that boy bands 98 Degrees and O-Town and spiky-haired guitar man Ryan Cabrera will hit 35 cities across America in July and August. The odds of you fucking one or more of these guys just skyrocketed!

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Mmm. 98 Degrees today.Photo: Adam Bettcher

Oh, yeah. Now is your chance to finally meet and seduce Nick, Drew, Justin, Jeff, Erik-Michael, Trevor, Jacob, Dan, or Ryan. Unfortunately O-Town’s Ashley Parker Angel has decided to skip the reunion tour, but I bet if you met him at a bar or whatever, you’d probably have a shot with him too.

If you’re not interested in seeing graying dadbods perform their old Darrin’s Dance Grooves routines, early-90s girl group Dream will also be performing on the “My2k Tour.” Tickets go on sale on Friday.