Gwen Stefani Claims Oysters Have ‘No Calories’

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Late last year, recently divorced The Voice judge Gwen Stefani began dating also recently divorced The Voice judge Blake Shelton. Today’s date is May 2, 2016, and by the grace of God, we are still learning minute details about this relationship. Us Weekly reports that Gwen and Blake “went on a PDA-filled double date with friends in Malibu” this weekend. 

What happened on the date? In addition to “selfies,” “laughing,” and “affection,” something interesting. From the Us Weekly report:

“At one point … Stefani was overheard saying, ‘Oysters are awesome because they have no calories.’”

Oysters are awesome because they have no calories.

That’s a lie.