This New Dating Site Wants to Rescue You From a Trump Presidency

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Every four years, a popular refrain echoes through America: “If X candidate wins, I’m moving to Canada.” But with a potential Donald Trump presidency — not to mention everything Justin Trudeau does — a move up north seems more appealing than ever.

Luckily, Maple Match is here to facilitate that move. The dating site aims to match Americans looking to escape with friendly Canadians. More specifically, according to the site, “Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.” Founder and CEO Joe Goldman tells Cosmopolitan that it’s absolutely “not a joke.”

Apparently not — there’s already a waiting list.

Go ahead and keep your hopes up about escaping to Ryan Gosling’s open arms, but keep in mind that Maple Match’s loftiest promise is that it’ll “make dating great again.” Can anyone?