Ryan Lochte’s Adorable New Dog Makes Ryan Lochte Relevant Again

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Jeah.Photo: Courtesy of Twitter/RyanLochte

Remember Ryan Lochte? A mere four years ago, our nation was transfixed by the Olympic swimmer, who is a different man from Michael Phelps. (Were we ever so young?)

Lochte, who is very beautiful and has many deep thoughts, has since retreated from the spotlight. But today — today he reclaims his rightful place in the hearts (and loins) of women across America, thanks to a video of himself with his newly adopted French bulldog, Yeezy.

In an earlier tweet, Lochte photographed Yeezy next to a pair of Yeezys and explained that the dog “named himself.”

And then he posted the same tweet again.

Jeah? Jeah!!!