Rihanna’s Pool Float Had to Suffer So That Her Wine Glass Could Live

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Rihanna and her best accessory. Photo: RMCL/AKM-GSI

This summer, as with every summer, when you try to embody the mind and spirit and eternally nonplussed chill of Robyn Rihanna Fenty, make sure you are prepared to face some of life’s greatest dilemmas. Pasta with red sauce or white? Turn Drake into a puddle of sad-boy mush or forget to respond to his texts?

Potentially break your wine glass or stay cruising on a float?

Clearly, in the Fentyverse, the wine glass and its contents are sacred. Now we can count one sad floral swan among the many who have been loved by — and ghosted on — by the queen Rih.