Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Seek Forgiveness From the Lord Above

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"Hiddleswift" outside the Vatican.Photo: Agostino Fabio Splash News

Over the last two weeks, Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend, Tom Hiddleston, have kissed — on the mouth — in multiple locations: Rhode Island, Nashville, Los Angeles, the English countryside, and Rome. This morning, they went directly to the Vatican, presumably to repent.

A source tells People that Swift and Hiddleston “have fallen for each other very quickly. They’re very close for people who have only been dating for a couple of weeks.”

Though they have so far allowed themselves to be photographed together somewhere in the neighborhood of 1 million times, neither Swift nor Hiddleston has publicly commented on the relationship. It is, as it should be, between them and God.