Can You Guess What Justin Bieber Did in #HisCalvins?

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Justin Bieber.Photo: Kevin Mazur

Justin Bieber has been the spokesmodel for Calvin Klein underwear for what seems like an unbelievably long time. (Has it been forever? Very hard to tell!) At this point in his life he’s done just about everything in his Calvins, from flaunting to bulging to playing drums to being rubbed begrudgingly in his pee place by diastema-ed model Lara Stone. But there was one thing he hadn’t done in them yet.

Can you guess what it was?

It wasn’t giving a bro-hug in a Taco Bell parking lot.

It wasn’t buying Magnum condoms at the Sunoco station and then quoting a line from Talladega Nights to whoever is around to listen.

It wasn’t, if you can believe it, bumping and/or grinding.

But if you guessed wakeboarding with his life jacket unclasped with a face more serious than a pug who lost his chew toy, then you were right, brother! Your prize is this photo:

Congratulations.