Kim Kardashian Declares ‘Big Computers’ Dead

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Photo: Gary Gershoff

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Forbes’ “mobile moguls” issue, and while discussing her mobile gaming empire, Kim casually sounds the death knell for a piece of technology we all know and love.

Quoth Kim:

“I love my big computer, but I can’t even tell you the last time I sat in front of it.”

Kim has been at the vanguard of most media trends, so it’s safe to say that when she says the big computer is dead, we believe her. But what exactly does she mean by “big computer”? Does Kim just have, like, a 30-inch monitor? Is she talking desktop, but not laptop? Or are all computers now considered “big computers” when compared with phones, much like a baby who tries to swipe a magazine and then bemoans that her “paper iPad” isn’t working? Who knows!