Please Don’t Play Pokémon Go at a Beyoncé Concert

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GAZE UPON YOUR QUEEN.Photo: Kevin Winter/BET

What is there to say about this video of a woman playing Pokémon Go at a Beyoncé concert?

Who is this person? Who could buy, win, or be given a spot so close to Beyoncé’s aura and remain unmoved? This isn’t like when someone dragged their dad to see Beyoncé so he decided to kick back with a book; that’s at least sort of understandable, because dads are gonna dad. This woman is right next to the stage. Right next to it. Beyoncé is right there, and this woman is playing Pokémon Go.

The narrator says it all, really.