If You’re Going to Throw a Bra at Rihanna, At Least Make Sure It Fits Her

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Photo: Michael Campanella

On a recent tour stop in Copenhagen, Rihanna had a typically delightful response to a fan who threw a bra onstage. “Now you know damn well this is too big for my titties,” she said, waving the garment around. “You know damn well.”

A note to fans: Rihanna dislikes bras at the best of times, so you’re unlikely to win her favor with some oversized hand-me-down. Next time you’re going to pelt an item of clothing at Queen Ri, may we suggest some sort of space caftan?