Taylor Swift Finds Insane New Way to Walk

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Taylor Swift.Photo: Mark Davis

Taylor Swift spent the better part of June making out with her new boyfriend in front of the paparazzi in various exotic locales. Ever since she lost her war with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, however, she has occasionally tried to avoid the cameras. Last week, she did so by shuffling like a sidewinder out of the gym.

Look at this video.

Watch it again.

Good grief.

Swift has pulled similar maneuvers before, of course. Last year, she did this while leaving a friend’s home in Los Angeles:

She has also hiked backward to avoid the paparazzi, which is impressive in theory but stupid when you consider how much time she spends courting them every other day of the week.