Someone Actually Invented a Vibrator Alarm Clock

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Hate waking up? Always slamming on the snooze button? These people think you should add a vibrator into the mix, because sure, why not. To be fair, an alarm clock that gets you off is preferable to this one that shocks you into consciousness, and this one that speaks to you in creepy foreign accents. You know what it’s not better than, though? Coffee. All of the coffee.