Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

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Families Families Something About Them

Please Like Me

Give Me a Fist-Bump, Fellow Young People

Own the Future, or at Least Rent It Because of Your Student Loans

Just Do It™

Yaaaaasssss?

Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I’m Lovin’ Her

[Vape Cloud in Lieu of Words]

Hillary Clinton: America’s IUD

Fear Me, Mortals

Turn Around, Bright Eyes

Hillary Can Totally Hang, You Guys

#ISmokeWeed

Chillary Clinton [Sunglasses Emoji]

I’ve Served My Country for the Past Several Decades and Goddamn It If I’m Going to Let Some Blustering Dipshit With a Lifetime Membership to Beach Bum Spray Tan Take Away My One Chance to Be in Charge

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