Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Are Still Together, Thank You Very Much

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Gossip magazines have recently been abuzz with the rumor that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have called it quits, perhaps depriving the world of future nude-paddleboarding-vacation excursions forever. Naturally, the couple took to Instagram to post a video from Thanksgiving with Perry’s family. In the video Perry posted, they’re wearing matching onesies and Perry wrote “HI, INTERNET” across a shot of Bloom holding a blurry baby. (Lainey Gossip posted screenshots.) Not for nothing, but Perry’s been pretty into babies lately.

Of course, Instagram videos disappear, so as of this writing, Perry’s IG video is of a really neat theremin player who looks a little bit like Klaus Nomi. Not as romantic as a holiday with the Perry fam, but arguably cooler.