A perfect storm of confetti and pearls.
(Almost) better than wearing a sleeping bag.
It probably involves gluten-hating.
On the off chance that you haven't started gift shopping yet.
"When she brought out that Tom Ford for YSL molded bodysuit with the pierced nipples, I was like, 'No way that B is going to wear this.'"
Broken condoms, bad decisions, and awkward conversations.
SHOCKING twists on the long road to sleepy-boring-town.
David Koma is the new artistic director.
A denim thong! A metal bra!
"Free the nipple <3 <3 <3," she writes.
It's all in how you wrap it.