390 Fifth Ave., nr. 6th St.; Park Slope, Brooklyn; 718-832-1599.
Cute introspective guys who’ve left their circuit days behind them? You’ve hit the mother lode.
59 Lorimer St., nr. Metropolitan Ave., Williamsburg, Brooklyn; 718-599-4444.
Williamsburg’s way station for waifs is ground zero for skinny jeans, dirt-cheap beer, smoking in the backyard, and dancing to indie rock.
447 E. 13th St., at Ave. A; 212-477-9979.
A rock-and-roll bar where beer-gulping Popeyes chat each other up to Britpop and vintage punk.
50 W. 17th St., nr. Sixth Ave.; 212-691-0073.
Voyeurism at its best finds impeccably groomed hard bodies showering on an elevated platform.
139 E. 45th St. 2nd floor, nr. Lexington Ave.; 212-661-9097.
At nightlife fixture Michael Ng's gay piano bar in Midtown East, show tunes are the main attraction, while the Lower East Side location provides a gay-friendly alternative to students, equipped with flat screen TVs and a beer pong table.