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  • Season 03
  • Episode 10
  • The Last Days of Disco Stick

A Little Bit of Danger Makes Gossip Girl’s Life Worth Living

This week, Jenny and Serena live on the edge.

  • S.03
  • Ep.09
  • 'They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?'
  • S.03
  • Ep.08
  • 'The Grandfather: Part 2'

Gossip Girl Loses Her Moral Compass

Serena and Blair are at each other's throats in a way they haven't been since the first season. 

  • S.03
  • Ep.07
  • 'How to Succeed at Bassness'

Gossip Girl’s Mask Is Becoming Her Face

It's Halloween, but the masks our characters are wearing aren't just festive strips of silicone donned for a night of carousing. 

  • S.03
  • Ep.06
  • 'Enough About Eve'

Gossip Girl Fastens Its Seatbelts

What was true to life about this episode, and what struck us as faker than a Photoshop of a politician holding a giant cherry-red bong? 

  • S.03
  • Ep.05
  • 'Rufus Getting Married'

Gossip Girl Finally Gets Out of Its Maid Outfit

What rhymes with Sonic Youth and is also music to our ears? Truth, friends. And that was what we heard a lot of on last night's Gossip Girl

  • S.03
  • Ep.04
  • 'Dan de Fleurette'

Gossip Girl Remembers Who She Is

For the first time this season, we found ourselves actually listening to what Gossip Girl herself was saying, and were happy to see that she had a role to play. 

  • S.03
  • Ep.03
  • 'The Lost Boy'

Gossip Girl Makes a Bid on Love

And guess what? Even at Sotheby's, it costs less than $8,000. Read all about it in our episode recap. 

  • S.03
  • Ep.02
  • 'The Freshmen'

Gossip Girl’s Heart of Darkness

Our weekly recap of the Greatest Show of Our Time: The College Years. 

  • S.03
  • Ep.01
  • 'Reversals of Fortune'

Wild Gossip Girls Can’t Be Broken

The recap of the season premiere of the third season of the Greatest Show of Our Time. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.25
  • 'The Goodbye Gossip Girl'

Gossip Girl’s Georgina Ex Machina

Our reality index of the season finale. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.24
  • 'Valley Girls'

Gossip Girl Always Tries to Make the Movie in Its Head Resemble Reality

Our weekly recap of the Greatest Show of our Time. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.23
  • 'The Wrath of Con'

Gossip Girl Explains It All

This week's episode of the Greatest Show of Our Time imparted several important lessons. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.22
  • 'Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'

Gossip Girl Gets Us Where We Want It

Finally, an episode worthy of our Monday nights! 

  • S.02
  • Ep.21
  • 'Seder Anything'

Gossip Girl Matters

Our weekly reality index: with a special guest star! 

  • S.02
  • Ep.20
  • 'Remains of the J'

Gossip Girl Faces a Dilemma

If a woman has thousands of dollars worth of hair extensions and doesn't make an effort to groom them, do they really exist?  

  • S.02
  • Ep.19
  • 'The Grandfather'

Gossip Girl Has a Personality Crisis

It's time for our weekly episode recap! 

  • S.02
  • Ep.18
  • 'The Age of Dissonance'

Gossip Girl Changes the Seasons for Us

Unfortunately, it does not quite melt our hearts along with the snow. But who cares? Our episode recaps are back! 

  • S.02
  • Ep.17
  • 'Carnal Knowledge'

Gossip Girl Meets Stanley Kubrick

Our weekly reality index returns, just in time for an extremely upsetting episode.  

  • S.02
  • Ep.16
  • 'You've Got Yale'

Gossip Girl’s World Is the Only World That Matters

Are you in it? If not, you can get into our weekly recap.  

  • S.02
  • Ep.15
  • 'Gone with the Will'

Gossip Girl Notices It Has a Penis

This week's episode had us doing mental pirouettes.  

  • S.02
  • Ep.14
  • 'In the Realm of the Basses'

Gossip Girl Catches Us When We Fall

Or, you know, before we fall. Or after we metaphorically fall. Whatever, our episode recaps have returned! 

  • S.02
  • Ep.13
  • 'O Brother, Where Bart Thou?'
  • S.02
  • Ep.12
  • 'It's a Wonderful Lie'

A Chilly Night in ‘Gossip Girl’ Country

Our weekly reality index of the most important show that you pretend you aren't watching. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.11
  • 'The Magnificent Archibalds'

Gossip Girl Is Where We Belong

It's Thanksgiving already! And there's lots to be thankful for in our weekly 'Gossip Girl' recap. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.09
  • 'There Might be Blood'

Gossip Girl Gets Its Muff Stuffed

Oh jeez, where to begin? It's our weekly episode recap! 

  • S.02
  • Ep.08
  • 'Pret-a-Poor-J'

Gossip Girl Leaves Us Writhing in Excruciating Pleasure

Our weekly recap of the Greatest Show of Our Time. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.07
  • 'Chuck in Real Life'

The Secret Life of Gossip Girl

Our weekly reality index of the only show we've ever liked before it became cool. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.06
  • 'New Haven Can Wait'

Gossip Girl Gains the Freshman Fifteen

Fifteen POINTS, that is. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.05
  • 'The Serena Also Rises'

Gossip Girl Allows Its Light to Shine

‘Gossip Girl’ attacks the city at its very heart: Fashion Week. We tell you what was real and unreal. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.04
  • 'The Ex-Files'

Gossip Girl Tosses a Nairtini in Our Faces

An epic recap of an epic episode of the Greatest Show of Our Time. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.03
  • 'The Dark Night'

‘Gossip Girl’ Gets Even More Lynchian Than Before

In which we overanalyze the blackout, the outfits, and the terrifying small children that participate in the latest episode of the Greatest Show of Our Time. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.02
  • 'Never Been Marcused'

Gossip Girl Is Royally Pimpin’

Our recap of the second episode of the second season of the Greatest Show Ever. 

  • S.02
  • Ep.01
  • 'Summer Kind of Wonderful'

Gossip Girl Says ‘Chuck You’ to True Love

It's the return of our exhaustive, obsessive, and unattractively loving recaps of the Greatest Show of Our Time. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.18
  • 'Much 'I Do' About Nothing'

‘Gossip Girl’ Ditches Us the Morning After

We tally up the points that made the season finale of the Greatest Show of Our Time real, unreal, or maybe just annoying. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.17
  • 'Woman on the Verge'

‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the High of Our So-Called Lives

Let's face it, this episode rocked. Our recap is within. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.16
  • 'All About My Brother'

‘Gossip Girl’ Blows Our Minds

And that's not all. You'll have to see it — or read our recap — to believe it. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.15
  • 'Desperately Seeking Serena'

‘Gossip Girl’ Blinds Us With Color, Evil

In which Michelle Trachtenberg is the Marcia Cross of the Greatest Show of Our Time, returning from a mysterious absence to ruin everything and everyone. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.14
  • 'The Blair Bitch Project'

The ‘Gossip Girl’ Recaps Returneth!

In which we calculate the reality index of the Greatest Show of Our Time. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.13
  • 'A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate'

In Which We Finally Say Those Three Little Words to ‘Gossip Girl’

We've realized our relationship with Gossip Girl has followed a path not unlike Dan and Serena's. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.12
  • 'School Lies'

‘Gossip Girl’ Takes Us Back to the Future

It was kind of a refreshing change to get vodka in plastic cups and an impromptu party at the school pool. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.11
  • 'Roman Holiday'

A Very ‘Gossip Girl’ Christmas

Our mind-shatteringly detailed guide to what in this week's episode of Gossip Girl could pass for real-life New York experience, what seemed kinda fake, and what really put the "Jesus Christ" back in our Christmas. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.10
  • 'Hi, Society'

‘Gossip Girl’ Says, ‘Granny, Get Your Gun!’

Drunk with power (and Tanqueray), Grandma CeCe stole the shit out of this episode. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.09
  • 'Blair Waldorf Must Pie!'

‘Gossip Girl’ Gives Us the Thanksgiving We Always Deserved

Who writes this show? Former members of the Children of God? 

  • S.01
  • Ep.08
  • 'Seventeen Candles'

‘Gossip Girl’ Threatens All of Its Great Loves

"I performed in a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass." 

  • S.01
  • Ep.07
  • 'Victor/Victrola'

‘Gossip Girl’ Exceeds Our Expectations … Again!

Our Einsteinian comparison between the real, the unreal, and the crap that made us groan out loud to our gay friends in the living room. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.06
  • 'The Handmaiden's Tale'

‘Gossip Girl’ Makes Us Color-blind

Our highly calibrated point system of... um... points. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.05
  • 'Dare Devil'

‘Gossip Girl’ Gets Lost in New York

Isn't it weird when a show's writers forget their own plotlines? Isn't it weird we're paying such close attention? 

  • S.01
  • Ep.04
  • 'Bad News Blair'

‘Gossip Girl’ Embraces Friendships, Reality

And that's what this recap is all about, right? Realism! 

  • S.01
  • Ep.03
  • 'Poison Ivy'

‘Gossip Girl’: There Are Only Eight Colleges in America

Our vaguely researched, but mostly completely subjective, guide to what in this week's Gossip Girl was as fake as Melania Trump's face, and what could pass for real. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.02
  • 'The Wild Brunch'

‘Gossip Girl’ Goes Straight to the ‘O.C.’ Place

In case you forgot, on the second episode of Gossip Girl, otherwise known as Statutory Rape in the City, the anonymous narrator really drums it in that this show is based in Manhattan, more specifically Upper East Side. 

  • S.01
  • Ep.01
  • 'Pilot'

‘Gossip Girl’: The Most Important Show of Our Time

Last night's giddily awaited premiere of Gossip Girl did not disappoint.  

Schedule
Mondays, 9 p.m.
The CW
Cast
Creators
Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage
Producers
Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage, Bob Levy, Leslie Morgenstein, and John Stephens
Debut
September 19, 2007
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