9/30/09 at 11:40am
The Hills Is Back, the Bitch Is Back, Jayde’s Bikini Is Back
Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
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The Hills: Catfights, Cursing, and Pregnancy Plots
This week, Heidi learns that deception is the key to a happy, 'Hills'-worthy marriage.
The Hills, Now With Urologists and Shoving
Not necessarily in the same scene, mind you.
The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Catfighting
Kristin and Audrina finally have it out over Justin Bobby — the guy's such a catch, you know.
On The Hills, the Booze Flows Like ... Booze
Brody gets drunk and mean, Jayde gets drunk and cries, Holly gets drunk and dances.
The Hills Is Not to Be Confused With A&E’s Intervention
Why MTV thinks this is an appropriate venue for Heidi and Spencer — of all people — to deal with Holly's drinking problem, we'll never know.
These Hills Are Full of Tattoos, Sex Toys, and Water Balloons
How can such a mediocre show sound so unreasonably dirty?
A Small Child Terrorizes The Hills
Plus Kristin drops some more bitchy one-liners, and Audrina has her heart broken for the zillionth time.
The Hills Is Back, the Bitch Is Back, Jayde’s Bikini Is Back
On last night's premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
Hills Finale: Good-bye, Lauren; Hello, Marriage
In the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
The Hills: How to Get Lauren to the Princess Wedding
As our mom always says, "It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage." Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
The Hills: Heidi and Spencer Get Engaged. Obviously.
Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
Even Lauren Finds The Hills Exhausting
You get the feeling that our heroine finds all of her "friends" rather annoying.
No Amount of Therapy Can Save The Hills
In this week's episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
The Hills: Brody and Audrina. Enough Said.
Can't these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
Justin-Bobby Reminds Us That Life Is So Short on The Hills
Thankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby's wisdom.
Kelly Cutrone Returns to The Hills, Heidi Furthers Womankind
Last night marked the return of two very important characters: Kelly Cutrone and our favorite bit player, Lauren's Mustache.
Spencer Fights, Heidi Shakes, The Hills Never Ends
Spencer and Heidi have a fight. The world doesn't stop! Neither do our recaps. Read all about last night's double episode.
The Hills Shows How to Shotgun Your Wedding
This week, Spencer lures Heidi into a scary-sounding marriage, and Whitney finally — finally — leaves for New York.
Whitney Vacantly Begins Her Move From The Hills
Plus: Spencer's a jerk, Stephanie's clueless, and Lauren's overemotional. You know, your typical episode.
The Hills Learns About Trust and We Learn About Nana
Audrina and Lauren pretend to patch things up, and we meet the woman indirectly responsible for Spencer and Stephanie's existence.
Audrina Freaks, Lauren Cries, and The Hills Delivers
After a lackluster season, 'The Hills' delivers a screechy, mascara-ruining episode. Thank God.
The Hills Gives Us a Quickie Existential Crisis
Now that they've announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don't answer that.
The Hills Gives Us the Male-Model Action We Deserve
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
The Hills Unemployment Rate on the Rise
That's right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it's not the recession that does her in: It's tequila.
The Hills Will Pretty Much Always Be There for You
Audrina's totally, completely, 100 percent done with Justin Bobby. Riiiiight.
The Hills Relocates to Cabo
In this week's episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
Audrina Heats Up The Hills
In this week's episode, our supporting heroine takes center stage by going topless. Of course.
The Hills Needs a Peace Accord
In this week's episode, Heidi makes an earnest plea for reconciliation with Lauren. You can imagine how that went over.
Stephanie and Doug Are the Center of The Hills Universe
And their (not so) secret lust for one another grosses us out.
Lauren Ditches The Hills — and We Are Entertained!
L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It's actually good.
The Hills Knows No Economic Drama
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Hills Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.
In this week's second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
A Double Dose of The Hills
MTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout "let's totally implode in Vegas" episode.
The Hills Gets Its Very Own Yenta
In an episode much improved from last week's snoozer, Whitney goes to New York and Kelly Cutrone multitasks like a power bitch.
Drama on The Hills Strangely Akin to That of Middle East
Episode two of the latest season was a waste, save for some current-events analysis from the one and only Spencer Pratt.
When You’re in The Hills, You'll Never Be Friends
The new season of 'The Hills' premiered last night, and we could finally breathe for the first time.
‘The Hills’ Season Finale: Speidi, at Last
It's the season finale, and this episode boils down to the only things that matter in 'Hills'-ville: Heidi and Spencer, and the Lauren-Lo-Audrina mess.
‘The Hills’: No Place Like Audrina's Crappy Home
This week in the continuing saga we like to refer to as Shitting on Audrina’s Head, we open with Heidi (sleeveless and wearing a scarf, as is the inexplicable L.A. style) and her fake boss Brent Bolthouse chatting in his office.
‘The Hills’ Are Alive With the Sound of Stephen Colletti
In this week's episode, the girls gang up on Audrina some more, and LC's old flame returns.
Everyone Fights on ‘The Hills,’ But Justin Bobby's Back
This week, Lauren and Lo turn on poor Audrina, which is kind of like kicking a kid in a wheelchair. At least she's got her skeevy boy toy to comfort her!
Spencer and Heidi Scream All Over ‘The Hills’
We welcome you back to a Monday-evening episode of 'The Hills,' subtly titled "Girls Night Out." It's only one episode tonight, folks, and let us say: Amen.
More From ‘The Hills’: Kelly Cutrone Is Tired, Vicious
This double-hitter recap brings up another darkly titled episode: "Just Be Careful." Dum-dum-dum (again)! It’s referring to Heidi, though, so it's not quite as frightening. This episode focuses a lot on Whitney and her new job, so, you know, yawn.
‘The Hills’: You're Crying Because You're Not As Awesome As Spencer
Another Monday night, another back-to-back showing of The Hills. Thank you, MTV! The first episode is ominously titled "When Spencer Finds Out." Dum-dum-dum!
‘The Hills,’ Bonus Round: Sean Kingston Would Approve
“Feel the rain on your skin” AGAIN! Sigh.
‘The Hills’: Just One Week, and the Gang’s Skinnier and Less Hairy!
Audrina’s even skinnier, and Brody shaved his head.
Recap: ‘The Hills’ Returns, Earth Resumes Its Rotation
After interminable months of waiting, we are reunited with our darling Lauren Conrad as she's set off for Paris, leaving behind a fragile "relationship" with boy toy Brody for a few days across the pond.
- Schedule
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MTV - Cast
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Kristin Cavallari
Heidi Pratt
Spencer Pratt
Audrina Patridge
Lauren Conrad (former)
Whitney Port (former) - Creator
- Adam Divello
- Producers
- Adam Divello and Liz Gately
- Debut
- May 31, 2006
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