By Idless on 3/4/2011
Imagine a beautiful topless woman, a well endowed naked man, and Owen Wilson standing between them saying "I'm old. I'm so old" punctuated by neon signs from various food chains, and occasional yawns from the audience and you have the experience.
- The best reviews give a clear sense of why you liked or disliked a restaurant, bar, or store. And that means details. Mention specifics dishes, type of crowd, pros and cons...
- If it's helpful to compare one place to another, go for it.
- Come up with clever, funny, pithy subject lines, and write in the first person.
- Don't forget to read the user rating guidelines and rules.