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Café Noir

32 Grand St., New York, NY, 10013
at Thompson St.
212-431-7910

Avg. Rating

5
Food: 5
Service: 5
Décor: 5
"Mixed Reviews"

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33% would go back.

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Abominable service, bad food

By Soho_ite on 2/10/2008

  • Overall Rating: 1
  • Food: 1
  • Service: 1
  • Décor: 1
  • No, I would not go back!

Would not recommend going here under any circumstances. Food is well below par, and often completely undercooked. Service is terrible even for a restaurant known for bad service. Managers are totally incompetent and one has to wonder whether they were hired simply for lack of finding anyone who is willing to work here. Been to Cafe Noir three times now, each time was a regretful experience. This last time was definitely the last. The convenience of the location will not dupe us into making the same mistake again, this is for sure.

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81 out of 187 people found this review helpful.

Delicious Sangria!!

By Reesie242 on 8/21/2008

  • Overall Rating: 9
  • Food: 9
  • Service: 9
  • Décor: 9
  • Yes, I would go back!

A fun way to spend an evening on a casual date or with a group of friends. Call ahead to reserve a table so you can more easily avoid the crowd at the bar and noisy DJ set.

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76 out of 147 people found this review helpful.

Cafe noir evicted for not paying there Rent

By rovert108 on 11/15/2013

  • Overall Rating: 4
  • Food: 4
  • Service: 4
  • Décor: 4
  • No, I would not go back!

wow Cafe Noir cant pay the Rent, This owner George is a Real Jerk They had a booming business and he doesn't pay his bills !

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15 out of 31 people found this review helpful.

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