Terrible -- I'll spare you most of the gruesome details, but will share that the pork burrito is basically made up of whatever scraps of fatty pork are laying around (salted to death, which make you wonder what they are trying to cover up) and a package of frozen peas & carrots (like your 1950s grandma used to use in her chicken pot pie).
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