Remedies for Hazardous Guests

• By Ben Mathis-Lilley
• Published Summer 2008

The $250 Spent in Vain, or, The Blatant No-Show
Compose yourself: Maybe there was an emergency. Console yourself: Someone who ditches a wedding isn’t the kind of guest you wanted anyway. Reward yourself: Hold this over the head of whomever convinced you to invite him or her.