Remedies for Hazardous Guests
The Freeloading Crasher Hitting on Your New Sister-in-Law
If he’s a well-dressed, handsome, apparently sane dude who popped in out of curiousity and was roped in by an equally curious bridesmaid, no real harm done. But if he’s an arrant creep scooping caviar out of tins with his fingers and obviously on the prowl by the bar, call security.
Illustrations by Andy Friedman
From the Summer 2008 New York Wedding Guide