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    Divorce Season-Finale Recap: A Complicated Life“I keep looking for a way that this doesn’t make sense, but I can’t find any.”
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    Divorce Recap: Making It Official“Staying married is hard. Staying happily married is damn near impossible.”
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    Divorce Recap: The BenedictionIs this the start of a villainous turn for Frances?
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    Divorce Recap: The Farting RobotRobert can’t handle a world of Warby Parker glasses and Euro-cut suits.
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    Divorce Recap: Meet the ParentsThe holidays are a tricky time for the DuFresnes.
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    Divorce Recap: Lawyering UpRobert is a total buffoon.
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    Divorce Recap: the Talk“It’s like the first day of divorce school!”
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    Divorce Recap: It’s Never MutualFor once, Robert isn’t painted as a one-dimensional buffoon.
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    Divorce Recap: A Tough TimeFrances, you are a bad friend.
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    Divorce Series-Premiere Recap: Sinking HeartsThe Divorce pilot is chilly, staccato, and depressing.
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    Beware the Manic Pixie Dream BoyfriendHe’s here to make your life magical, whether you want it or not.
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    Eastbound & Down Series Finale Recap: Our Journey Ends HereFarewell, you crazy show.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: What Christmas Is AboutChristmas is not about winning, unless you are Kenny Powers.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Hot MicRight from the beginning, it was clear this episode was going to be rough.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Not Everyone Can FlyIn this episode, Hyde Kenny comes out in full-force.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Best Friends Are DopeGuy invites Kenny to be on his team in an upcoming charity dragonboat race.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Doom and FlumeMoral quandaries for Kenny at Congo Canyon.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: A Goddamn Minstrel ShowCrashing, burning, and then soaring on the Sesh.
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    Eastbound & Down Season Premiere Recap: Going Full HeisendoucheA neutered and spayed Kenny listening to NPR in the Shelby suburbs and working at a rental car joint.
  20. Jersey Shore Recap: Situation No WinIn which Mike breaks up with his girlfriend Headband, sort of.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There’s No Pain Without LoveThe final reunion episode is a cornucopia of dicks, disses and delights.
  22. RHONJ Recap: She Thinks This Song Is About HerEntré Rosie and Juicy Joe.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s for Trash and I’m Done With ItIn which Teresa Gorga is burned in effigy.
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    RHONJ Recap: Littlest Gent’s Club in ElizabethPlus the most TMI-laden thing that Richie’s ever said about Kathy.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Before I Fab Your AssThe mystery of “what life’s all about” according to Teresa Guidice is answered.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Days of Wine and ScreamingCaroline’s patience for Tre and (our patience for this show) wanes drastically.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Marital GrapeTeresa attempts to sublimate her adultery fears with a little vineyard P-in va-G.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Love Doesn’t Live ThereHey! We got a mood ring and a Wiffeball bat for you.
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    RHONJ Recap: That’s Not Camping, That’s HomelessAlbert and Caroline play “hide the sausage” by actually hiding sausage.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Operation Dessert StormIn which the colloquialism “it ain’t over until the fat lady sings” causes Lauren to sing.
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    RHONJ Recap: Paint It Blk“I make hot sauces, I sing sometimes, and I put on high pumps.”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: That’s What a Wifey DoesSmells like ‘roids, Drakkar Noir, and desperation.
  33. The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teresa and Joe on the CouchOne therapist’s dark night of the soul.
  34. The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Disappearance of Da KoiIn which Juicy Joe’s stint in therapy at age 11 is revealed.
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    The Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Hekyll and JiveIs it just us, or is the whole Tre-tabloid-as-fight-catalyst thing getting old?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: You and Your Hat, Shut UpFeaturing K-Y Touch and a box of Monarch butterflies.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Programming NotePlease join us tomorrow for this week’s recap.
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    The Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Rosie’s TurnThe upcoming gay nuptials seem to be serving up a hot plate of tolerance to everyone in Franklin Lakes.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Field DayOn this episode, titled “Spoiled Sports,” everyone’s a … yeah, you get it.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Soggy Pool PartyIn the aftermath of Melissa and Teresa’s throwdown, everyone is forced to take sides.
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    RHONJ Recap: Wearing White Don’t Make You PureIf we were using Friends titles, this would be “The One Where They Wear Bindis and Screech at Each Other.”
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Maturity, Relatively SpeakingOur eyes get slightly misty as the Danny McBride series draws to a close.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: The Most Effed-Up TestStolen babies and men on fire.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Mommy DearestKenny, Tammy, and Eduardo confront some harsh truths.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Paging Mrs. Powers“You go get fucked up and feel good about yourself, son.”
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Viking FuneralKenny says goodbye to Shane exactly the way he does everything else.
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Does Shane Know?“You think I wanna be hanging out with my son? Hell no! I’d much rather be doing cocaine and watching the Saw movies in your dorm room with you.”
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    Eastbound & Down Recap: Baby in a Bag“I think his body’s rejecting the Pepsi.”
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    Eastbound & Down Premiere Recap: Chiklis“Hey, we’re parents! Suck our dicks!”
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