Christine Friar

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    These Are Your 3 New Pokémon Starters, Reviewed by Two ExpertsIt’s not just lit — it’s Litten.
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    This Live Eagle Cam Has Really Been Doing It for Me This WeekIt’s riveting for two big reasons: There are eggs that can hatch at any moment, and Mr. President is an unabashed shithead.
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    How Many Girls Are in This Photo?A photo that measures how perceptive you are, and also if you understand how mirrors work.
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    What the Pope Can Learn From Oprah on InstagramTips and tricks for Francis from other celebrity Instagram masters.
  5. Apple to FBI: Why Don’t You Ask the NSA?Shouldn’t government agencies be able to build this on their own? Because they’re smart? And good at their jobs?
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    Americans Believe Robots Will Take Everyone’s Jobs But Their OwnThe American workforce is a fat sitcom husband cracking open a beer, farting into the couch, and saying, “She’s been with me too long to leave me now!”
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    ‘Chihuahua or Muffin’ Is the SAT for Stoned Animal LoversTwitter genius Karen Zack knows you’re stoned and has just one question: Is this an animal or another thing?  
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    Yes, I Would Play This VR Cat-Petting Simulator If It Actually ExistedWhen will the world let me pet cats from the safety of my Oculus Rift?
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    ‘Hot Convict’ Jeremy Meeks Released Today The felon first went viral in 2014 for managing to be both sexually attractive and guilty of carrying a loaded firearm at the same time.
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    What I’m Hoping to See on Kim Kardashian’s Brand-new SnapchatKanye scuttling out of frame, evidence of Blac Chyna feeling welcome in any of their homes, someone putting food on Kris’s furniture.
  11. personal endorsements
    Behold the Success of My Eyebrow Wonder DrugI am so proud of these little hairs my face has made.
  12. Kyle Mooney and Dave McCary’s New Non-Existent Podcast Is the Best New […]In the downtime between SNL seasons, Kyle Mooney has launched an Instagram account for his brand new podcast with reluctant co-host Dave McCary […]
  13. vocabulary
    A Handy Guide to Ja’mie King’s Totally Ja’miezing Aussie VocabularyFrom “bogan” to “quiche.”