Dan Amira

  1. absolute moron’s guide
    The Absolute Moron’s Guide to the Debt CeilingIf you’re a real moron, this FAQ is for you.
  2. New York by Land and by SeaWant to see a lot of the city in a little bit of time? Your best bet is signing up for one of these bus or boat tours.
  3. The Absolute Moron’s Guide to Me Saying Good-byeMy final post. 
  4. Watch Piers Morgan Get Pegged Very Hard With a Cricket BallOver and over. 
  5. stand clear of the closing doors
    Weird Things People Brought Onto the Subway This YearA sousaphone? A shark?
  6. the sports section
    The Knicks Are Going to Suck for a WhileJames Dolan promises that he isn’t making any moves. 
  7. Different Federal Judge Rules That NSA Metadata Collection Program Is FineWhy does he think that?
  8. manderson
    Anderson Cooper Has a Funny Story About His Elderly Mom and CunnilingusWho among us …
  9. nypd
    CBS News’s John Miller Rejoins the NYPDThis is what he does. 
  10. politics
    John Kerry Fist-Bumping Snoop Dogg Is Somehow Not That AwkwardWatch a GIF and video. 
  11. demographics
    Florida’s Population About to Surpass New York’s Any Second NowThis changes everything.
  12. crimes and misdemeanors
    Video: Really Weird Kidnapping in Brooklyn, or … Something Else?This is odd. 
  13. One Surefire Way to Make the Naughty ListShooting Santa in the back. 
  14. america’s sweetheart
    Palin Never Read Duck Dynasty Star’s Gay RemarksThis seems like a slight oversight on her part. 
  15. the sports section
    Latest Knicks Strategy: Prayer“Pray for us. I’m serious, though.”
  16. how they would have covered it
    How the Media Would Have Covered the Birth of JesusProbably like this?
  17. De Blasio Avoids Discussing Spokeswoman, Spitzer“So I’m not going to get any further into it.”
  18. The Top 10 Daily Intelligencer Posts of 2013According to traffic figures. 
  19. Fox News Kills George ZimmermanAlso, finds him guilty. 
  20. nathan pyle
    How to Avoid a Puddle DisasterIn GIF form. 
  21. 2013 was a year
    The Least Inspiring Photos of 2013Featuring Barack Obama, Anthony Weiner, and one of the Romneys. 
  22. Macy’s Believes in a Black Santa ClausHe may be hard to find, though. 
  23. Rand Paul’s Airing of Grievances Leads to Festivus MiracleCory Booker gets involved; it becomes a whole thing. 
  24. Members of Pussy Riot Mock Vladimir Putin on Their Way Out of Prison“I see it as a weakness.”
  25. the sports section
    Brook Lopez Out for Season With Broken FootHe broke his foot again. 
  26. crimes and misdemeanors
    Man Claiming to Be Cop Cuts Cronut LineJoe Lhota warned us of such anarchy. 
  27. neighborhood news
    Greenpoint Now Getting 30-Story and 40-Story High-RisesAnd a new park. 
  28. discuss amongst yourselves
    Philosopher Peter Singer on Why Batkid Was BadWhat do you think?
  29. the sports section
    The Knicks Are Having a Slumber Party TonightThey have a curfew of 10 p.m.
  30. Atheist Billboard Could Lead to Christian Holocaust, State Senator Warns He wants a boycott of … Times Square?
  31. Dennis Rodman Is Doing Stuff in North Korea AgainHe’s holding tryouts for a game against former American NBA players. 
  32. bons mots
    Rob Ford Has Mastered the Timeless Art of Gift-Giving“Women love money. Give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they are happy.”
  33. early and often
    Charlie Rangel Basically on Ecstasy“I feel so good it scares the hell out of me to be honest.”
  34. equal rites
    New Mexico Becomes the 16th State to Legalize Gay MarriageThis is happening a lot these days. 
  35. the sports section
    Brian Boitano Announces He’s Gay Just in Time to Annoy Vladimir PutinYeah, Boitano is gay. 
  36. bbc
    Random Guy Interviewed by BBC Is the FonzHere’s the video of that happening. 
  37. the sports section
    Knicks Made Another Costly Brain Fart“Whyyyyy,” screamed Walt Frazier. 
  38. A Look Back at 2013, Billy Joel StyleStuff that happened this year as recalled via “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
  39. the sports section
    The Super Bowl Could Be Moved to Saturday or Monday, Probably Won’t BeIt depends on whether we experience a historic amount of snow. 
  40. Congress Has Accomplished a Thing!It’s not completely useless! Only 99 percent useless!
  41. Fox News Declares War on ChristmasWhat would Bill O’Reilly say?
  42. photo op
    Anthony Weiner Suddenly Camera ShyOn the subway. 
  43. Why Santa Claus Isn’t JewishAl Franken thinks he might be. 
  44. stuck in the mittle
    Mitt Romney Ironing a Tuxedo While Wearing ItHere is a GIF.
  45. Watch a Polish Airport Security Worker Catch a Falling Baby It’s way more impressive than it sounds, honest. 
  46. the sports section
    Paul McCartney Desperately Wanted That Free T-shirtHe almost had it!
  47. people who are not alive
    Doomsday Prophesier Harold Camping DiesWe spoke with Camping in May of 2011. 
  48. the sports section
    The Last Ten Seconds of Last Night’s Knicks Game Were Horrific in So Many WaysHere are those ways, and the video. 
  49. ink-stained wretches
    Eliot Spitzer Sometimes Leaves Apartment, Post ReportsBombshell. 
  50. Edward Snowden Would Like Not to Be in Russia AnymoreHe would like to be in Brazil. 
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