Eliza Shapiro

  1. Levi Johnston Will Have His Second ChildSpoiler alert: It’s not with Bristol Palin.
  2. Bloomberg Refers to Skype as ‘Snipe’ During Senior-Center VisitSilly Bloomie!
  3. shootings
    Suspect in Oakland Shootings Was Teased at SchoolHe lined up his victims before killing them yesterday.
  4. Man Tries to Board Flight With a Knife Hidden in a Mayo JarPolice confiscated the knife and mayo and let the man board his flight.
  5. international intrigue
    Did Anna Chapman Try to Seduce an Obama Official? [Updated]Woah!
  6. Anti-Obama Paintings Selling for $300,000Sean Hannity bought one.
  7. Conservative Activists Go Undercover at Unions, Liberal OrganizationsIntrigue!
  8. stuck in the mittle
    David Axelrod Says Romney Is From Mad Men Era“He’s just in a time warp.”
  9. fat jokes
    New York Post Calls Chris Christie Fat, Many Times Over“The Whale at the Wall.”
  10. white men with money
    Top JPMorgan Banker Resigns After Leaking Inside InformationNot quite the Greg Smith method.
  11. phone hacking scandal
    James Murdoch To Step Down As BSkyB Chairman [Updated]The phone-hacking scandal that launched a thousand resignations.
  12. international intrigue
    Obama Approves Oil Sanctions to Squeeze Iran’s Oil ExportsSo … war or no war?
  13. Dow, S&P Report Their Biggest First-Quarter Point Gains Since 1998We’re saved!
  14. stuck in the mittle
    Romney’s Super PAC Gave $10,000 to the National Organization for MarriageThat’s the one that planned to “drive a wedge between gays and blacks.”
  15. mo’ money mo’ problems
    Mega Millions Mania Sweeps America With Possibility of $640 Million JackpotShow them the money!
  16. hyperbole
    Brooklyn Barclays Center Sends Ratner, Daily News Into Frenzy An exercise in hyperbole.
  17. unlikely historical events
    Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Will Face Recall Election [Updated]900,000 people signed a petition calling for the recall.
  18. bright lights big city
    New York Might Get a New Street: Sixth-and-a-Half AvenueWhat whimsy!
  19. bad news bears
    Visa, Mastercard Warn of Major Security BreachYikes.
  20. ink-stained wretches
    Iran Suspends Reuters Reporters in Fallout Over Ninja Story“Female ninjas in Iran may have found the pen momentarily mightier than the sword.”
  21. many weeds grow in abbottabad
    What Osama bin Laden Was Up to for the Past Nine YearsHe had four kids and lived in five different safe houses.
  22. crime and punishment
    Cops Arrest Ryan Beauchamp As Suspect in L-Train DeathBeauchamp was arrested on Bushwick Avenue at around 2 p.m. today.
  23. ink-stained wretches
    Sarah Tressler’s Double Life: Reporter, StripperSarah Tressler writes about Houston society by day, strips at night.
  24. crime and punishment
    NYPD Cop Found Guilty of Sexual Assault, Jury Still Deciding on Rape ChargesThe judge will not accept a partial verdict.
  25. pinterestingly enough
    The Obamas’ Big Day: Pinterest and Cherry Blossoms Things got a bit tense on Obama’s new Pinterest while Michelle planted a cherry-blossom tree.
  26. watergate remembered
    Watergate Now: Romney Aides’ iPads and Laptops StolenHow will Mitt Romney talk without his machines?
  27. art
    70-Foot Jeff Koons Train Replica May Hang Above the High LineA replica of a 1943 steam locomotive will cost about $25 million to create and install on the High Line.
  28. famous people’s houses
    Mitt’s Vacation Home in California Will Have an Elevator for CarsMemo to Mitt Romney: Wait to renovate your house until after November.
  29. lunatics
    NOM Plans to Drive Wedge Between Gays and BlacksThe co-founder and former chair of the board recently endorsed Santorum.
  30. Santorum Struggles With His Own Base: CatholicsRomney leads Santorum among the Republic Catholic vote.
  31. the children of white men with money
    New York’s Private Schools Need More MoneyFirst-world complaints: Schools don’t have enough money, and parents don’t want to pay more.
  32. OWS Protestors Taunt Cops With Doughnuts on StringsReally, guys?
  33. mo’ money less problems
    ‘Snow Globe’ of Cash Scooped Up on Maryland HighwayAn unsecured armored truck leaked almost $6,000 in cash.
  34. Hillary Clinton on Kissinger, Albright and Women“I’ve been really at the highest levels of American political life.”
  35. intrigue
    Ex-FBI Informant Who Infiltrated California Mosques Tells AllCraig Monteilh comes clean about his time in the FBI.
  36. ink-stained wretches
    The Daily’s Jesse Angelo to Become More Involved at NYPost.comAngelo will have his work cut out for him.
  37. Obama: ‘If I Had a Son, He’d Look Like Trayvon’The president speaks out on the Trayvon Martin case.
  38. Obama Picks Dartmouth President for World BankFrom frat boy noise violations to global poverty reduction.
  39. early and often 2012
    Mitt in His Own Words: On Gaffes and True LoveMitt Romney appeared on Hugh Hewitt’s talk show and reminded everyone that he made a pun once.
  40. Ann Romney Laughed at De Niro’s First Lady JokeAnn Romney is not a robot.
  41. early and often 2012
    Santorum’s Turn to Gaffe: Pick Obama Over Romney That’s a moment the former Pennsylvania senator would probably prefer to Etch A Sketch away.
  42. parties
    Bloomberg Hosts City’s Top Brass for Gourmet Cook-OffTop city officials whipped up bourbon-chocolate beignets.
  43. early and often 2012
    Etch A Sketch Stock Rose 200 Percent Today; Romney Advisor Now Touting Hasbro“Etch A Sketch stock is up? Psst, I’ll mention Mr. Potato Head next.”
  44. NY Law School Grads Lose Lawsuit Against Their Alma MaterBeing an unemployed law school graduate just got even worse.
  45. illegal things
    Extradition of Richard O’Dwyer, Founder of TVShack, Appealed The 23-year-old founder of faces five years in prison if charged in the United States.
  46. Sergeant Robert Bales Will Face Seventeen Counts of MurderBales’s attorney: “I’m not putting the war on trial, but the war is on trial.”
  47. New Prosecutor Named in Martin Case As Thousands Rally in FloridaThousands attended a rally in Sanford, Florida, as a new prosecutor in the Trayvon Martin case was named.
  48. What GOP Hopefuls Spent Money on in FebruaryHint: Whole Foods groceries and online subscriptions to The Economist.
  49. white men with money
    Goldman Sachs Scans E-mail for ‘Muppet’ MentionsGuess this Greg Smith thing really got to Lloyd Blankfein.
  50. neighborhood news
    Park Slopers Build a Greener Path to Public Sex SpotThe dream of the nineties is alive in … Park Slope.
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