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  1. wall street
    Oatly Is Going PublicFive years after taking over every fancy coffee shop, the oat-milk company could be worth billions on the Stock Exchange.
  2. politics
    Biden Aide Threatened to ‘Destroy’ Reporter Asking About His GirlfriendTJ Ducklo, a White House spokesperson, accused the reporter of being “jealous” he was with another journalist after she poked into his love life.
  3. money!
    How to Find Your Missing Stimulus ChecksIf you didn’t get the first or second one, there’s good news: You might still! The bad news is that you’ll have to go through the IRS.
  4. art
    Whatever Happened to Those Monoliths?What was all the rage in 2020 feels a little played out now. Maybe try a new shape?
  5. covid-19
    How the Pandemic and a Bunch of Lunatics Taught Me to DriveA carless liberal flees New York City for Reno.
  6. space
    Let This Harvard Professor Convince You That Aliens ExistA Harvard astrophysicist thinks a mysterious object that swung by our solar system in 2017 was from an extraterrestrial civilization.
  7. finance
    Wall Street’s Millennial Wonder Readies Her Next ActLauren Simmons, the youngest woman ever on the New York Stock Exchange, on her new show, diversity, and the future crash.
  8. how we live now
    What Has the Pandemic Done to Our Eyes?Humans weren’t meant to stare at screens.
  9. china
    Where in the World Is Jack Ma?One of China’s richest men hasn’t been seen or heard from since he criticized Beijing in a speech two months ago.
  10. celebrity
    The Instagram Detective Calling Out Hilaria Baldwin and Other CelebsTracie Egan Morrissey on how she pulled apart the dubious story of Alec Baldwin’s wife growing up in Spain.
  11. that happened
    The Time Trump Ranted About Hair Spray Quality to Coal MinersA moment that spoke to the president’s strange, contradictory brand of masculinity.
  12. covid-19
    Gambling With the VirusInside Nevada’s casinos, it’s almost like the pandemic never happened.
  13. filthy lucre
    Pornhub Funders Include… Cornell University, Financial Times Report RevealsWall Street giants JPMorganChase and Fortress with in the mix with the tax-exempt Ivy League institution.
  14. tomorrow
    Senior Government Officials Keep Saying That UFOs and Aliens Are RealIsrael’s former defense chief talked about a “galactic federation.” Now a former CIA head is speaking out.
  15. politics
    Are Republicans Chilling Out on Legal Weed?Five members of the House GOP voted to decriminalize marijuana.
  16. sex scandals
    The China Sex Spy Scandal Is a Reminder: Don’t Govern While HornyA Chinese spy got to know some prominent American politicians — including former presidential candidate Eric Swalwell.
  17. labor
    Nevada Sex Workers Are Getting Stiffed by Brothels, the Government — and COVIDBarred from both working and receiving unemployment benefits, sex workers are struggling to survive the inequality of the socially distanced economy.
  18. early and often
    ‘Self-Defense Is Self-Care’: How Liberal Gun Owners See the Election“The tree can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed.”
  19. why why why
    I Tried to Find a New Yorker Who Wants de Blasio as President. It Wasn’t Easy.Even at the Park Slope Y, it was tough going.
  20. this thing’s incredible
    The Only Treatment Mask That Quenched My Tortured HairIt transformed my strands from damaged to sleek and smooth.
  21. beta male
    My Heart Belongs to ‘Daddy’Millennial women and the dad fixation.
  22. My Heart Belongs to ‘Daddy’Millennial women and the dad fixation.
  23. very bad laws
    Sexting As a Teen in Colorado Could Make You a Sex Offender for LifeCurrently, Colorado has some of the harshest penalties for underage sexting.
  24. celebrities having fun
    Abbi and Ilana Tried to Sneak a Peek at Chris Hemsworth NakedJust some celebs having fun on television!
  25. emptiness
    New Yorkers Frankly Too Busy Working to Show Up to Ivy Park LaunchSorry, Bey, we still love you!
  26. bad fashion
    Kylie Jenner Is Trying Really Hard to Bring Von Dutch BackIt’s not going to happen.
  27. you strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied
    Hamilton Fever Might Push Woman to Back of BillNot at all metaphorical.
  28. definitive rankings
    The Top 10 Pettiest Moments of the 2016 Presidential Race, Thus FarSmall hands! Periods! “Your mom” jokes!
  29. horniness conquers all
    Couple Too Horny to Realize the Bar They’re at Is Being RobbedTrue love is alive.
  30. the sharing economy
    Share Your Tinder Matches With Your Co-workersFinally. What the world was asking for.
  31. i want to beliebe
    Justin Bieber’s Greatest Accomplishment to Date: Coloring in Anime PornHe also sat still for 30 minutes.
  32. misunderstood misogyny
    In the Totally Unbiased Opinion of His Own Daughters, Trump Is Not a MisogynistGlad we cleared this up!
  33. petty feuds
    Famous Plus-Size Model Amy Schumer Appeared on the Tonight ShowAmy Schumer doesn’t like labels, not one little bit.
  34. blame
    Science Says Emotional Eating Is All Your Parents’ FaultMore things to blame your parents for!
  35. Barbara Corcoran Doesn’t Think She Believes in the Glass Ceiling, But She DoesOops.
  36. reading the comments
    Women Receive More Abusive Comments Than MenYou would’ve never guessed it!
  37. glitches
    Kylie’s Lip-Kit Website Breaks the Internet, Exposing Customers’ InformationYet another scandal plagues the Kardashian/Jenner crew!
  38. things that make men
    Firefighter Receives Backlash for ‘Controversial’ Breast-feeding PhotoCity officials threatened to punish a firefighter for letting his breast-feeding wife wear his uniform.
  39. stars! they’re just like us
    Even Perfect Human Scarlett Johansson Can Relate to Your Boy ProblemsSo relatable!
  40. the patriarchy strikes again
    Girls Told to Lengthen Skirts for Male TeachersLegs are allegedly distracting!
  41. listen up fives a ten is speaking
    Online Dating Has Killed Your Chances of Landing Someone Hotter Than YouIf you want to date out of your league, we have some bad news for you.
  42. good things
    8 Good Things That Happened This WeekDwayne “the Rock” Johnson, a 9-year-old reporter, and so much more!
  43. real life onion headlines
    French Court Thinks Most Hairdressers Are Gay“Hair salons regularly employ gay people,” the court said.
  44. new york values
    John Kasich Visits New York Landmark H&MKasich goes to the center of New York City fashion.
  45. love in the time of venture capitalism
    Start-Up Helps You Buy Your Girlfriend’s LoveFor a mere $70 per month!
  46. ruphall
    The Winner of Last Night’s American Idol Finale Was RupHallThe hottest new couple is unstoppable.
  47. it’s a man’s world
    Someone Has Finally Written a Novel About Male DesireFinally, a break from all those books by women!
  48. crime and punishment
    Owen Labrie Asks for a New TrialHe filed the motion yesterday.
  49. hot shot
    Grandma Looks Subversively Hot in BikiniInspirational.
  50. schadenfreude
    Rich Kids’ Instagram Game Is Screwing Over Their ParentsIf you post a picture of daddy’s hidden assets on Instagram, it may be your family’s downfall.
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