mission complete
Dec. 18, 2015
Congress Passes Trillion-Dollar Budget Deal They also want you to know it’s not the best present, but it’s the best they could do.
super classy
Dec. 18, 2015
Trump’s Year, Told in Barbara Walters Questions “If you lose the Republican nomination, are you a loser?”
running wild with bear grylls
Dec. 18, 2015
Watch Obama Eat an Already-Chewed Salmon Drinking his own pee, however, is out of the question. Even if Bear Grylls asks him.
San Bernardino Shooters’ Friend Arrested Earlier this week, the attackers were buried.
Pizza-Shop Owner in Rochester Admits He Was an ISIS Recruiter Also on Thursday: A 19-year-old was arrested for allegedly helping ISIS in Pennsylvania.
crimes and misdemeanors
Dec. 17, 2015
crimes and misdemeanors
Dec. 17, 2015
Martin Shkreli Was Just Arrested The charges are not related to the price-gouging that made him the “most hated man in America.”
crimes and misdemeanors
Dec. 17, 2015
crimes and misdemeanors
Dec. 17, 2015
last night on late night
Dec. 17, 2015
scary things
Dec. 16, 2015
amazon kindling
Dec. 16, 2015
Inmates in New York Will Soon No Longer Have to Eat Prison Loaf The state just agreed to change how solitary confinement is used in New York prisons.
early and awkward
Dec. 16, 2015
Gilmore v. Pataki, 2016’s Least Important Battle And, yes, Jim Gilmore is still running for president.
scary things
Dec. 16, 2015
other people’s local news
Dec. 16, 2015
Obama: ‘Immigration Is Our Origin Story’ “We can never say it often or loudly enough: Immigrants and refugees revitalize and renew America.”
scary things
Dec. 15, 2015
Bomb Threat Closes All Schools in Los Angeles “This was a very generic piece of writing sent to a number of different places simultaneously and also written in a fashion that suggests that it’s not plausible,” Mayor Bill de Blasio adds.
job changes
Dec. 15, 2015
Another Official Working on Homelessness in NYC Is Stepping Down Deputy Mayor Lilliam Barrios-Paoli left the de Blasio administration a few months ago.
extreme farming
Dec. 15, 2015
Thousands of Shepherds Storm Romanian Government “I was born among the sheep and we will cut lawmakers’ heads off.”
islamic state watch
Dec. 15, 2015
super classy
Dec. 14, 2015
Trump’s Doctor Looks and Sounds Like Trump So many superlatives! Wait, this sounds so familiar.
Preet Bharara Wants State Legislators to Be More Excited About Fixing Albany He also wants everyone to know that he thinks New York lawmakers are big whiners.
Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl Will Face Court-Martial The news comes a week after the first episode of the second season of “Serial” dropped.
It’s Been 3 Years Since the Shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary Meanwhile, in San Bernardino, a memorial for those shot two weeks ago still stands.
scary things
Dec. 14, 2015
Preschool Teacher in France Lied About Knife Attack Inspired By ISIS The teacher claimed it was a warning from ISIS, but it turns out he lied about the whole story.
ten things i hate about you
Dec. 14, 2015
Putin and Erdogan Still Hate Each Other Wait, you guys don’t like each other? The “not returning calls” and “shooting down planes” totally didn’t tip me off!
road trips!
Dec. 14, 2015
Obama Wants to Check Out Cuba Before He Leaves the White House “If I go on a visit, then part of the deal is that I get to talk to everybody.”
scary things
Dec. 11, 2015
FBI Divers Searching for Hard Drive in San Bernardino Lake Another update on the investigation into last week’s shooting.
Appeals Court Says Fantasy Sports Can Stay Earlier this morning, the state Supreme Court ruled differently.
last night on late night
Dec. 11, 2015
Jon Stewart Crashes Another Late-Night Show He wanted to talk about the Zadroga Act again.
things that are not funny
Dec. 11, 2015
Hillary Clinton Thinks It’s Time to Stop Laughing About Donald Trump She talked to Seth Meyers, and showed off all the New Hampshire trivia she’s accumulated over the years.
the chocolate war
Dec. 10, 2015
Attack by Chocolate Bar in Times Square It was the man with the pink suitcase at the subway station.
Citadel Cadets Suspended After Wearing White Pillowcases on Heads The students at the military college said they were performing a “Ghosts of Christmas Past” sketch.
pics or it didn’t happen
Dec. 10, 2015
change of plans
Dec. 10, 2015
department of bad ideas
Dec. 10, 2015
Gun-Rights Groups Staging Fake Mass Shooting They are also going to march around with loaded guns.
For Sale: Rent Is Too Damn High Party “There are many questions the people should ask themselves. I which [sic ] them the best — I’m out.”
scary things
Dec. 9, 2015
PP Shooting Suspect: ‘I Am Guilty’ “You’ll never know the amount of blood I saw in that place.”
scary things
Dec. 9, 2015
San Bernardino Shooters Were Radicalized Even Before They Started Dating Investigators believe Syed Rizwan Farook plotted another attack in 2012, and spent more than a year preparing for last week’s shooting.
New York Post Finds Evidence of War on Santa Right Here in New York Brookfield Place trapped Old Saint Nick in a glass cage of emotion.
17-Year-Old Coming Home From Funeral Killed in Hit-and-Run in Queens Nine accidents at this intersection have left people injured in 2015.
Police Raid Home of Reported Bitcoin Creator Australian police said their “presence at [his] property is not associated with the media reporting overnight about bitcoins.”
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