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Charlie Sheen Upset, Nude, Hospitalized

When most of us lose our wallets, we putter around the house for a bit, cursing out the empty pockets and purses we were certain those wallets were left in. Charlie Sheen does not do things this way. In fact, here is how Charlie Sheen did things last night, culled from reports filed by the Post, TMZ, and Life and Style: After losing his wallet, he got drunk and nude, threw tables and chairs around his room in the Plaza hotel, damaged a chandelier, allegedly terrified a naked escort hiding in the hotel closet, admitted he had been “out partying” when cops were called to the scene, and was hospitalized. Someone get this man a quickly scuttled Hangover 2 cameo! [NYP, TMZ, Life and Style]

Charlie Sheen Upset, Nude, Hospitalized