Conservative stunt “journalist” and manipulative video editor extraordinaire James O’Keefe officially “regrets any pain suffered” by a former ACORN staffer he illegally filmed without permission in one of those Project Veritas stings. To say sorry and settle the lawsuit, O’Keefe has agreed to pay $100,000 in damages, which could potentially buy Barack Obama a lot of votes when he rips up the Constitution and runs for a third term.