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Shhh! Tiger Woods Is Playing Golf Right Now!

Remember a few weeks ago, when everyone had to pretend to care about golf because a serial philanderer with a funny voice and teeth capped with the Nike swoosh was making a public appearance? Well, in case you had any doubt how Tiger Woods’s life was going to work out once the scandals settled into the public consciousness, just know that he’s currently playing in something called the Quail Hollow Championship and apparently no one has noticed. He teed off at 7:40 this morning, and no one has said a word, no one has booed, no one has heckled, and no one has found themselves, almost absentmindedly, oh hey there, having sex with Tiger Woods. The circle of life moves on.

Shhh! Tiger Woods Is Playing Golf Right Now!