We did everything in our power yesterday to avoid writing about Brett Favre, because we will never believe he is retired until he chops off all his limbs and lives in a crate like Boxing Helena. Plus, we found that people went crazy enough yesterday; Brett Favre news is to ESPN what Shark Week and heroin are to the rest of America. Anyway, Favre is somehow waffling yet again, which means … God, it’s depressing just writing this, so we can’t imagine how depressing it is to read. Anyway: Crocs, we guess? No more Brett Favre here until the arm-and-leg chopping happens.