As the Jets players continue to wait around for Darrelle Revis and Woody Johnson to finally have their makeup sex — at this point, you have to think they’re just saving their deal for the last episode of Hard Knocks — Revis’s absence is now being felt in the nomenclature. Currently, Antonio Cromartie is filling in for Revis and, inspired by Revis’s “Revis Island” nickname, has taken to being called “Al-Cro-Traz.” This is completely ridiculous; obviously, we love it. Look for other Jets to leap onto the trend, with Attica Aundrae Allison, Nick Folsom Folk, Leavenworth LaDainian Tomlinson, and upstart matinee-idol quarterback Sing Sing Sanchez. Though, all told, Rex Ryan would make a lousy warden.