Tom Pecora, head basketball coach at our beloved alma mater, announced the signing of three recruits to letters of intent yesterday. Among them: Devon “Fatty” McMillan, a five-foot-ten, 165-pound guard out of Newburgh Free Academy; and six-foot-four Jeffrey Short, the 2009–10 Bronx high-school player of the year and a New York Post first-team all-city pick. Rounding out the class is Ryan Canty, a six-foot-nine center who we suppose can play the lieutenant in the “Fatty and Short” buddy-cop movie we’re currently writing in our head. [Fordham Athletics]