Quick, I Need a Karaoke Machine!

Beer (and Ice to Go With It)
Beer Right Now, beerrightnow.com
All types of brews both mainstream and craft (some available by the keg) delivered anywhere in the city 24/7.
Fine print: No minimum purchase. Deliveries made within about two hours of order.

Kitty Litter
Village Farm Grocery, 212-475-7521; villagefarmgrocery.com
A huge inventory of corner-store products, including hard-to-tote essentials, sent anywhere in Manhattan 24/7.
Fine print: Deliveries go out within three hours; minimum order $25.

Photo: Superstock (cough syrup)

Cough Syrup and Condoms
Newton-Timmermann Pharmacy, 866-639-8467; newtimrx.com
Same-day deliveries of over-the-counter meds and other pharmacy staples in Manhattan.
Fine print: Closed Sundays. Delivery time depends on staff availability and distance from the Upper East Side.

Christmas Trees
Tyler’s Trees, tylerstreesnyc.com
It’s $99 for a four-foot Douglas Fir or Canadian Spruce, $249 for an eight-footer.
Fine print: Price includes tree, stand, skirt, and set-up by two strapping lads who’ll be finished in fifteen minutes or less. You arrange the delivery time.

Barnes & Noble, barnesandnoble.com
For the non-Nook-user, eligible books (look for the words “Same Day Delivery in Manhattan” on the listing) can be delivered anywhere in the borough on weekdays.
Fine print: Orders must be placed by 11 a.m.

Babeland, 212-375-1701; babeland.com
The sex shop delivers all manner of bedside aids within three hours of order during store hours. Fine print: Delivery cutoff is around 9 p.m. for most customers. Zone: Up to 110th Street in Manhattan and within three miles of the Park Slope location. Fee: $35.

Karaoke Machines
Karaoke Champ, 212-375-0091; karaokechamp.com
For when you desperately need a karaoke player, amp, speakers, and microphone at your door that day.
Fine print: Delivers city-wide, from $245 per day. Fee: $95. No set call-by time, but the store closes at 7 p.m.

Max Delivery, 646-827-2447; maxdelivery.com
Smokes, DVDs, and groceries arrive via bike within an hour.
Fine print: Only available below 34th Street on the west side of Manhattan and 26th Street on the east. Fee: $2.95 for orders under $75. Deliveries from 9 a.m. to midnight daily.

Net-a-Porter, 877-678-9627; net-a-porter.com
The fashion e-tailer offers same-day delivery in Manhattan for designer duds including Agent Provocateur lingerie and Christian Louboutin shoes.
Fine print: Orders must be placed by noon.

Breast Pumps
Yummy Mummy, 212-879-8669; yummymummystore.com
The maternity store rents pumps for $40 a week.
Fine print: Weekdays 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Zone: Manhattan, Long Island City, Astoria, and most of Brooklyn. Fee: From $15.

Quick, I Need a Karaoke Machine!