If you have fetish for the Far East…
The Web is filled with Asian boys and their admirers all night, every night.
• 40 E. 58th St., at Madison Ave., 212-308-1546; thewebnewyork.com; free on weeknights; cover varies on weekends.
If you really were the star quarterback…
Gym is the first Chelsea sports bar where the guys actually watch the game.
• 167 Eighth Ave., at 18th St., 212-337-2439; gymsportsbar.com; free.
If you’re into leather and Levi’s…
Rawhide has been catering to the cheekless chaps crowd for more than 25 years.
• 212 Eighth Ave., at 21st. St., 212-242-9332; free.
If you like ‘em young. Real young…
Heaven’s Saturday night bubblegum pop dance soiree is called Gay College Party, but “Gay High School Prom” would probably be more accurate.
• 579 Sixth Ave., between 16th and 17th Sts., 212-243-6100; Daily, 5 p.m.-4 a.m.; $15 at the door.
If you have a black belt in cruising…
The Cock—the name says it all.
• 188 Ave. A, at 12th St., 212-777-6254; call for price.
If you like your men spicy…
Escuelita’s DJs spin salsa and mergengue to an appreciative crowd of Latin gay men and trannies that know how to dance to the music.
• 301 W. 39th St., at Eighth Ave., 212-631-0588; enyclub.com; call for price.
If you’re an Alterna-gay…
Drag legend Misstress Formika and her loyal club kid following take residence at bi-leveled East Village club Boysroom. Don’t miss their very naughty amateur strip contest on Saturdays.
• 9 Ave. A, near 1st St., 212-995-8684, call for price.
If you’ve got a furry belly (and proud of it!)…
The Dugout is a laid-back dive where Bears and Cubs hibernate from the fit and fashionable Chelsea scene.
• 185 Christopher St., between Washington and Weehawken Sts., 212-242-9113; free.
If you’re a Hell’s Kitchen gay…
Locals in the “New Chelsea” hang out at Therapy, a chic and sceney lounge.
• 348 W. 52nd St., between Eighth and Ninth Aves., 212-397-1700; therapy-nyc.com; free.
If you prefer Portia over Ellen…
Girlsroom is the latest hot spot for trendy girly girl-on-girly girl action.
• 210 Rivington St., between Ridge and Pitt Sts.; 212-995-8684; girlsroomnyc.com; free.
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