Bo Xilai Bo Obama
Nationality Chinese Portuguese
Occupation Former Communist Party chief of the Chongqing municipality Unemployed
Marital Status Married, wife suspected of murdering British businessman Single, neutered
Hobbies Wiretapping the phone of Chinese leader Hu Jintao Eating dirt
Famous Quotes "If you place five ounces of pressure on our businesses, we'll remove eight ounces of their burdens." "Ruff! Ruff! Rrrrrrrrrrrr. Ruff!"