“You can totally put it in my ass right now.”

“Bend me over a bread rack, pound me into shape.”

“I saw what you did to that statue of Mary last night. Were you as hard as she was?”

“I find a big cock even more erotic.”

“I want you to come inside my rectory.”

“Now, slowly, show me your mossy bank.”

“It’s you she thinks of when she touches herself at night.”

“You’re a whore, and God is reminded of that every time he hears you shouting his name in bed. Whore.”

“Tell me, Father: Are you hung like Jesus, or Judas?”

“Put your mouth where you want to. Don’t let it go to waste, Doc. I’m all juicy.”

“I know where you like to put your rosary beads, you dirty, filthy man.”

“I can smell your moist box from across the room.”

“You call me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes, imagine sucking on my rosebud tits.”

“It drives you crazy, doesn’t it? To be the smartest person in the room with no real power because of that smelly clam between your legs.”

“It’s not pain I feel when you whip me, and you know it.”

“Come on, Sister, put me in your mouth. You’ve had 53 cocks in there already.”