Thing’s You’d Find in Our Office If We Were Suddenly Fired
Desk drawer: Post-its, rubber bands, tampon, CapitalOne bill, draft of résumé.
Shoved in closet: All papers belonging to previous resident of office.
Tacked to wall: Picture of ex (forgot to take down).
Things HarperCollins Found in Judith Regan’s Office After She Was Suddenly Fired
Desk drawer: Financial statements, will, children’s report cards, divorce papers.
Shoved in closet: Clothing, unopened Christmas gifts.
Hung on wall: 30-foot high painting of Judith Regan.