cultural capital

We Welcome You, Alien Overlords

Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.

Government Opens U.F.O. Files

Minister Critical of ‘Blond’ Envoys,
A Hidden Populace in a Vacant Lot

Seeking Office Where Fiction and Fact Blur.
A Bittersweet Return

Stirring Up Cultural Storm.
Citizen of the World,

How to Come Close?
No Sex, Please! We’re French. —Lizzie Skurnick

We Welcome You, Alien Overlords