Unable to determine just how absurd last night’s 24 was without Daily Intel’s famous 24 Absurd-o-Meter? (Trust us: It was very absurd. “Please, Jack, overpower me and escape”?) Frantic because you can’t find the Absurd-o-Meter? Relax. Like Jack Bauer, we promise we’ll take care of you. The Absurd-o-Meter has migrated to Vulture, New York’s new arts-and-culture blog. Did you think we’d killed it? Oh, stop. That would be, um, ridiculous.