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Chill Out With Chinchilla cocktail party. Parker, 1021 Madison Ave., nr. 79th St., 8 p.m. Expected guests include hippie socialite Arden Wohl and her sister Joselyn. What happens at a “Chill Out With Chinchilla cocktail party”? One presumes that the chinchillas are plied with gin-and-tonics and whatnot until they get loose and start telling crazy chinchilla stories and engaging in ill-advised chinchilla hookups. Then they’re killed and worn on upscale clothing.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Panties. Bungalow 8, 515 W. 27th St., nr. Tenth Ave., 8 p.m. Hosted by Amy Sacco for the lingerie brand MMK, which according to the press release “creates savvy solutions to the daily predicaments of being a woman.” If that were really the case, shouldn’t they be giving driving lessons? Ha! Fellas, are we right?

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Chinchilla Lingerie