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We had hoped Whoopi Goldberg’s presence on The View would shake things up — but it looks like it’s just, well, hoisted some things up. If you weren’t watching (first of all, lucky you), Whoopi just went into a monologue about how her bra was too small. Why was it too small? Because it was new. Why was it new? Because she doesn’t normally wear one. Which is all well and good, but the lady is 51. We liked it better when we could think of her without sex parts. What’s next — 77-year-old Barbara Walters discussing tongue sex tricks? Oh, wait, that’s exactly what happened next.
