B.D. Wong Really Can Tap Into Your Psyche!

B.D. Wong, of television’s Law & Order, won’t admit whether he thinks his co-star, hot bald cop Christopher Meloni, is hot. “That’s a lame question,” he groaned last night at a 25th-anniversary celebration for the Asian-American Arts Alliance at the Tribeca Rooftop. Really? Well, that’s a lame answer. “He’s one of those people that more people find attractive than not,” he grudgingly admitted. Annoying! The correct answer is yes, he is. But we kind of think B.D. — what does that stand for? Wikipedia: Bradley Darryl — is hot, too, especially when he is diagnosing psychopaths on L&O and gets all passionate. So we stuck around. Whom was he voting for? Hillary? “I think so.” Okay … so … if he and Hillary were stuck in an elevator together, and Hillary turned and said, “Aren’t you B.D. Wong, of television’s Law & Order?” would he acknowledge, in turn, that she was the big Hill? “Wouldn’t that be interesting if I didn’t?” Wong mused, suddenly mischievous. “I’m just pondering the idea of that…” He went coy again. We demanded an answer, just like Sam Waterston would. He finally broke: “As a human being, I’d want to ask her a lot of dumb personal questions about Monica. But that would be stupid.” Hm. We don’t know, doctor. We think you actually just tapped deep into America’s psyche. Aren’t those the questions everyone wants answered? —Tim Murphy