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Michelle Malkin Quits O’Reilly After Nasty Three-Way

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People who hate everyone also hate each other. Photo: Patrick McMullan

We guess Michelle Malkin won’t be coming to town to guest-host for Bill O’Reilly anymore. She just quit forever, after a three-way conservative-pundit street fight that has left our minds reeling a little bit. For those weren’t paying attention (we weren’t, until now), what happened was this: Crazy attention whore Geraldo Rivera told the Boston Globe that crazy attention whore Malkin was “the most vile, hateful commentator I’ve ever met … It’s good she’s in D.C. and I’m in N.Y. I’d spit on her if I saw her.” Later, when O’Reilly asked him if he wanted to say something about it on the show because, he said, Malkin’s “feelings were hurt.” (Saying this he came across, weirdly, as almost grandfatherly and sane.) Rivera did apologized for his “ungentlemanly” and “ungallant” words — “I never spit!” he said — but couldn’t help qualifying that he disagreed with everything Malkin said and basically indicating that he thought she was an asshole.

Then Ann Coulter chimed in and said Geraldo was an asshole, and furthermore that his overgrown mustache was full of tortilla chips and Michael Jackson’s love juice. (No, she didn’t, but if she had chimed in that’s what we imagine she might have said.) Then Malkin referred to his mea culpa on her Website as “a whiny, effeminate, blame-the-victim bleat,” and soon after decided that she wasn’t going to be a victim of mean-spirited insults, and if anyone really loved her they could go over to her blog where she would be hurling them at others.

Malkin Quits The Factor… [ICN via Mixed Media/Portfolio]
Earlier: Bill O’Reilly: The Backlash to the Blacklash

Update: Welcome Lucianne Goldberg readers! And thanks for reminding us that Geraldo is, in fact, the liberal pea under princess Roger Ailes’ many conservative mattresses. How on earth could we forget?

Michelle Malkin Quits O’Reilly After Nasty Three-Way