
The Good, the Bad, and the Genius.Photo: Getty Images (Andrina, Paris), Wenn (Britney)
Hollywood is already practically one big costume party, so it’s unsurprising that celebrities go nuts dressing up on Halloween — the one night of the year they can let their inherent terrible taste run wild. But don’t let our festive holiday eye-patches fool you. We are watching and judging, because in the celebrity world there’s no such thing as a free pass. After the jump, a look at who scored, and who merely whored…

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Most Painfully Obvious: Tragic Britney Spears staggered around town as a “pirate” (see above), although the effect was closer to “waitress at a pirate-themed strip club.” It’s a tad too on-the-nose — she’s already pillaged and plundered her own life into smoking ruins, and honestly, she probably already has real scurvy.
Biggest Yawn: As always, Paris Hilton hiked up her skirts and brought out the garter belts, tramping it up with two costumes: Sexy Sailor Girl (see above) and, creepily, Sexy Alice in Wonderland (see below) – who, we must note, is WAY underage and has no business flaunting her, well, business. But then again, Paris isn’t herself if she’s not giving it away for free.

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Most Appropriately Trashy: We’re not a huge fan of Audrina from The Hills — what’s with her terrible eyeliner? — but she gets props for doing the typical Trashy-Sexy thing the smart way: by dressing as an actual Trashy-Sexy Person: Madonna circa Like a Virgin (see above). Hey, it beats being a Slutty Pirate. —The Fug Girls